It's Hard to be a Brony (Song Parody)

It's Hard to be a Brony (Parody of "Proud to be a Brony" by BlackGryph0n)

On the 'Net if you would ask me what I watch in my spare time
No I probably wouldn't tell you what was really on my mind
'Cause lately I've been thinking that there's a reason I should hide
FiM causes tension in a minute, and it kinda hurts my pride

Why can't I search up Fluttershy without some creepy messed up porn
How can these artists draw this shit, and not expect a lot of scorn?
Why can't I search up Pinkie Pie without a link to someone's gallery of rule 34?

You see I used to like other fans of My Little Pony. Not any more.
It's hard to be a brony!

So many make me feel embarrassed by their attempts at their OCs
And though they tell me it's original, it doesn't look like it to me!
So for those who hate and call us faggots; could you please remember this:
There's as many rabids in our fandom, as those who hate that old game Myst

Why can't they see that Rainbow Dash doesn't have to turn out gay
And they will use just about anything to prove she's not straight anyway
And when I look up Applejack, it's always incest with her brother Big Mac every day?

See I understand why you hate so many bronies. 'Cause it's true!
It's hard to be a brony!

And don't even mention Derpy Hooves unless you want a big tantrum
They treat her like she's sacred, and it's really very dumb
And human forms of Twilight, and though it's kinda well-done, are sometimes drawn so that she's black
And that artist is soon attacked

So how about you? Do you think this is true or just phony?
I'm telling you now…

It's hard to be a brony.
It's hard to be a brony.